Alis Pie

Kanye West = Squid brain

I am away at the moment. In Manchester. I like Manchester. Wicked old buildings and that, all red...

Jun 25th

head hurt

Today I have had a really massive hang over. I hate it.  Also Timmy Mallett is a pre-madonna.

Jun 22nd

She could eat you

Jun 22nd

Nice

Jun 22nd

This t-shirt actually said ‘lick it ‘n’...

Jun 22nd

I love love love Alan Moore

Jun 22nd

Stuff and things

So what makes a good page turner then? I don’t know? How should I know? I mean, I read the De Vinci...

Jun 19th

On radio 2 today I heard ‘Band on the run’, but...

Jun 19th

If robots were humans they would look like this

Jun 19th

That palm tree is like the leaning tower of egypt (I was in...

Jun 19th

These folks do some good stuff. So there.

Jun 17th

This is someone that you must go and see when...

Jun 17th

Jun 16th

I just can’t find the words.

There are words in me just dying to come out. The words say something about the world being a lonely...

Jun 16th

head butting cat

Below you will see a selection of photos from my Isle of White trip accompanied by my witty comments...

Jun 16th

Jun 16th

This photo makes the needles look dope. They weren’t,...

Jun 16th

I’m always in focus and smirking like an idiot

Jun 16th

Is she getting up? Is she going down? Only I know what...

Jun 16th

Best photo ever. EVER.

Jun 16th

Test tube sandies

I am going to the Isle of White festival. That’s right. Me. I am getting on a ferry. The last...

Jun 13th

I wonder what the heck. What the heck...

When I woke up this morning I had a thought. I thought ‘there is a very real possibility that...

Jun 12th

Jun 11th

Silent contracts

I’d slip my arms through yours, reach round, and cuddle you. I’d bury my nose into your hair, breath...

Jun 11th

Just incase you were doubting his omnipresence

Jun 10th

Minu is thinking “you see that window behind me that...

Jun 10th

I went running this morning and then watched...

Jun 10th

Jun 10th

Roast potatoes

I remember our first winter together. You had just moved into your new flat. Your bedroom was small,...

Jun 10th

Awesome Color

Jun 9th

The beast

Jun 9th

My cat is licking my foot

I got a cat. She is basically amazing. Technically she is a kitten. I have wanted a cat since I was...

Jun 9th

Jun 9th